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Dear blog,
I know now how truly upset you are since at the first attempt of my post you froze the browser when I tried to tell you my feelings. But I took a screen shot and will now transcribe the graphic here . . . don’t get me wrong, you accepted my shitty poems without recompense . . . I loved you. The new girl is just . . .
But where would I be it it weren’t for you, blog, my wordpress divinity? A gutter probably, an irresolute hell, imposed by not knowing the beauty and power of your eye. The first time you touched me I knew you were special. Though many in the internet age thought you were a worn out whore who had seen her best days, you looked angelic, like a Kushner angel. You took me in and washed my feet, cleansed my soul and quenched my desire for release.
This new mistress is just so . . . unmistakably like you, yet different in so many ways. First off she eats a lot . . . a lot. I know that she is not as svelt and toned as you but she is a real beauty on the inside, where true beauty is supposed to be. You told me that, blog . . . you. But if she eats much more we may have to find a new home.
I know my behavior lately has been neglectful and even now is derelict, but I am in love all over again. Don’t say that. Don’t call her a hussie, blog. It just isn’t so. She may be the new girl in town, but she isn’t lose, tired and ragged from millions of abusive lovers. She is fresh and supple, a real peach. I won’t stray to far, blog, but you need to make room for my newest lover in this bed.
Your voice, your caretaker and your devoted dolt,
Kris
p.s. this is private
p.s.s. this is uber private and I don’t want anyone to know!!!!!!
p.s.s.s. if my wife finds out that I took you on in the first place she would leave me. and if she finds out that I now have two lovers online she would leave me and disconnect the broadband connection that allows our highway of hypertext love.
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